October 17, 2002
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Jake sent this:
"Dad is not a lawyer or a big wig of any kind. He is a teacher, an honest straight talker, and now the president of the second most powerful political party in Canada. "
That wouldn't happen to be the Reform/Alliance party, would it? Is your father the president of the Alliance party? And if so, please enlighten me as to how it qualifies as the "second most powerful political party in Canada". Is that because it's funded by a bunch of oil-rich, right wing cross-eyed malamute Calgarian wanna-be yankees? The party that has taken the firmest stance against the Kyoto accord? The party that insists we need to slash social spending? The party who reapetedly follows Gorgy Bush's lines in this "War on Terrorism", to the point of saying that we need to attack Iraq? I think it's the Alliance party that you're refering to, because you had pictures of that unholy buffoon Stockwell Day in an earlier diary entry. If you honestly believe that the Alliance party is the, cough, second most powerful political party in Canada then I suggest you either need to start reading the newspaper or start taking your medication again. If you do start reading the newspaper, don't read your dad's, it's probably the National Post.
Thanks for all the laughs.
Hello Cory/Max,
I recently read your October 7th journal entry; and as a high
school English Composition teacher, I would like to offer you some
friendly advice. If you feel compelled to compose your own fan mail; it
would be wise to change the writing style, sentence structure and
punctuation of the "writer" to something different than your own. You
don't need twenty years of grading essays to see that every line on that
page came out of the same noggin'.
Sincerely, Carol
Adventure Hero my ass. Enough already!! Your life is mundane and BORING.
At least complete your original goal and finish the kayak trip; you're only a third done!! If you are afraid to take risks paddling the wild coasts of Central America- Then stay home in fucking Canada; stay high & drunk,and keep pretending to be something that you are clearly not.
Bob Harmon, A Real paddler.
Hey Cory! What's up? I heard on the radio that you got picked up by the police. Is that true? Something about a bank getting robbed? Man, I know you're smart. Smart enough not to do that shit. What happened?
Sept 23- Bank of nova scotia?
Mikey
These emails have come to me in the last week. It seems I'm a bad person, but no, I didn't rob the bank, it was another Cory Richardson who lives in Saint John.